Status: Diagnosed. Intervention Required.
For some founders, the Triage Map is enough: the findings are targeted, the fixes are clear, and the reconstruction can be executed independently. If that is you, the diagnostic has done its job.
For others, the diagnosis reveals something more fundamental: a structural failure that runs through the entire business case. Not a broken slide. Not a weak market frame. A flaw in the story itself that cannot be patched from the outside, because it is load-bearing.
That is what Full Pitch Surgery is for.
The Pitch Vitals Check tells you exactly what is wrong and where. For some founders, that diagnosis is sufficient: the issues are targeted, the fixes are clear, and the reconstruction can be executed independently.
For others, the diagnosis reveals something more fundamental.
Not a broken slide. Not a weak market frame. A structural problem in the story itself, the kind that cannot be patched slide by slide, because the flaw runs through the entire business case.
When the Triage Map shows multiple Critical findings across the 7 Vital Organs, the appropriate intervention is not a repair list. It is Full Pitch Surgery.
Full Pitch Surgery rebuilds the three layers a pitch needs to hold up under institutional scrutiny.
The logical sequence your pitch follows from first slide to funding ask. A deck can contain every right slide and still ask for a belief before the reader has what they need to form it. Full Pitch Surgery rebuilds the sequence so that trust and conviction build in the right order before you reach the ask.
The chain of reasoning an investor must follow to say yes. Underneath the questions an investor asks, there may be one they never say out loud: does this founder understand the risk I am taking? Full Pitch Surgery builds the specific logic that answers that question, for your raise stage, your sector, and your target investor profile.
Your story reconstructed against the hardest questions your target investors are likely to raise. Not generic investor questions. The specific objections that arise from your market position, your traction profile, and the gaps your diagnostic identified. You walk into the meeting having already heard the hardest questions. From me, first.
A structured intake session covers: your business case in full, your raise parameters, target investor profiles, current deck, all feedback received to date, and the findings from your Pitch Vitals Check. This is not a call. It is a written intake that gives the surgery the clinical detail it requires.
The narrative architecture is rebuilt from the diagnostic findings. The logical sequence, the story arc, the argument structure, reconstructed across all 7 Vital Organs.
You receive a complete, written reconstruction of your pitch story, covering all slides, the narrative logic connecting them, and the investor reasoning each section must satisfy. Format: detailed written specification with slide-by-slide direction, not a redesigned deck.
The reconstructed story is stress-tested against the specific objections your target investors are likely to raise. You receive a written objection map with the pre-emptive responses built into the narrative.
Your complete Pitch Surgery Report: reconstructed story architecture, slide-by-slide direction, investor logic map, and pressure-test responses. Delivered within 10 business days of completed intake.
Based on raise size · Delivered within 10 business days of completed intake
Seed ($1M–$3M raise): net $5,500. Series A ($3M–$10M+ raise): net $8,500.
Full Pitch Surgery is only available following a completed Pitch Vitals Check. This is not a gatekeeping mechanism. That is the responsible order. Operating without a prior diagnosis can produce reconstructions that address the visible problems while missing the structural ones. The diagnostic ensures the surgery addresses what is actually wrong.
One structured revision round is included. Additional revision rounds beyond that are $750 each, scoped and confirmed before work begins. This keeps the engagement precise, not open-ended.
If you have completed your Pitch Vitals Check and received a recommendation for Full Pitch Surgery: contact me directly to confirm availability and begin the intake process.
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Send Urgent Request →I confirm whether surgery can be scoped and scheduled before your meeting, or tell you straight away that it can't.
The diagnostic told you what is wrong.
The surgery removes it.
You may get one window with each investor. One first impression. One chance to make the logic feel inevitable before the first question is asked.
The strongest business does not always win the round. In my view, the story decides how quickly an investor sees why yes makes sense, and whether they can repeat that to their partners.
Full Pitch Surgery builds that feeling into the architecture of your pitch. Not as polish. As structure.
If your Triage Map showed what you feared it might, contact me. We'll confirm whether surgery is indicated and whether my schedule can accommodate your timeline.
Contact to Begin Full Pitch Surgery →Not yet diagnosed? Begin with the Pitch Vitals Check · $500 →